Orrin Woodward and TEAM’s Trunks of Tools

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As Candace pointed on out on my other website, Lazy Man and Money, Orrin Woodward is selling a set of MonaVie sales tools for the enormous price of $1000. A lot of distributors have told me that getting into the MonaVie business is cheap… then they turn around and tell you to buy this expensive set of tools. However, the $1000 trunk of tools is just the start… there’s a $2000 trunk of tools too.

One thing that I found interesting is that you don’t even get the trunk that’s in the picture. Why call it a trunk of tools and put a picture of a trunk, if there’s no trunk? It’s marketing designed to confuse the buyer. It would have been a lot more accurate to just take a picture of the tools themselves.

If TEAM wasn’t trying to steal your money with it’s trunk trick, Amthrax has shown that the trunks are a waste of money. Many would agree that the sales tools are a waste of money, but he points out that you can buy all the items in the trunks for less than the bundled package. Who has heard of paying more for buying a bulk package? If I buy in bulk, I expect to get a discount, not a surcharge.

Clearly anyone who is buying these trunks are not making a wise purchasing decision… and the seller looks bad by trying to pull a fast one on his customers.

Originally posted 2009-05-25 06:04:52.

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17 Responses to “Orrin Woodward and TEAM’s Trunks of Tools”
  1. Amthrax Says:

    Looks like the TEAM Media Tool Trunks have been reduced in price. The Media Warrior 2000 is now selling for $1,684.90 and the Media Warrior 1000 now goes for $859.70.

  2. Nelly Says:

    Hi again,
    I noticed that you know of TEAM. I do buy many cd’s and books for my business but I have not bought the $1,000 tools, nor has anyone coerced me to do so. I look at the money to be made in this business and what it costs to by my materials. It’s almost laughable! Did you know that TEAM is not owned by anyone? That it is its own entity? That it has a policy council that makes decisions for us all, but that 100% of the money that is made from cd’s, books, seminars and other materials goes back to the TEAM members?

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  3. MonaVie Scam Says:

    How does the money go back to TEAM members? You mean if I join TEAM tomorrow, I start getting a cut of the $1000 trunk of tools? Or does Orrin Woodward get some kind of huge amount of the sales like the top people at other product-based pyramids?

  4. LogicMan Says:

    I am a math teacher, and yes I am associated with TEAM, so I am biased, (although I receive no money from them) but I had some questions? I was confused by your post. Did Orrin himself tell you that it’s cheap to start a MonaVie business and then try to sell you a $1000 tool trunk or was it another member of TEAM? OR was it one of the many other organizations that are a part of MonaVie? Because if he didn’t, it seems kind of dumb to call him dishonest? If it was another member of team, then how long had then been associated with TEAM? Newer members do make mistakes on the way they word things so I won’t say it couldn’t have been a TEAM member.

    If they were a long time member of time, when they said “cheap” did they mean in relation to buying a coke, or in relation to what it takes to start a business? Because my brother just sunk about $10,000 in starting a restaurant. Even the Media Warrior 2000 is cheap in comparison to that. It’s very nobel of you to try to keep people from making a mistake with their money. Of is there some other motivation behind your website? Are you somehow in competition with MV? How much money do you make off of operating this web site?

    You are trying to mislead people with your flawed logic, loaded questions, and incomplete information. Informed readers see right through your lies. Maybe your web site is the real scam?

    Next, the word TRUNK, refers to the fact that it is to be stored in the TRUNK of your car. They don’t use the picture of the treasure chest to be deceptive (as demonstrated by the fact that the description cleary says trunk not included), although that is very nice of you to show your ignorance.

    Blaming TEAM for your ignorance is like suing McDonald’s for having hot coffee. But geniouses like you are plentiful.

  5. MonaVie Scam Says:

    It’s a vast number of MonaVie distributors that make the claim that MonaVie is a cheap business with low start-up cost. Once you get in, they “upsell” tools, product that you buy for tastings, trips to conventions, etc.

    What flawed logic am I supplying? You mean the logic where the MORE Project is misusing it’s funds – http://www.juicescam.com/the-more-project-is-misusing-funds/ or the one where distributors claim that MonaVie provides them energy when MonaVie itself says that it can not – http://www.juicescam.com/monavie-does-not-provide-energy/.

    If I’m missing information, please let me know what I’m missing, because I have talked with hundreds of distributors now and haven’t found one to have as much information as I have.

    “Next, the word TRUNK, refers to the fact that it is to be stored in the TRUNK of your car. They don’t use the picture of the treasure chest to be deceptive (as demonstrated by the fact that the description cleary says trunk not included), although that is very nice of you to show your ignorance.”

    Really? There’s no mention of trunk of your car, but there’s a picture of a trunk. If it wasn’t trying to be deceptive it would try to confuse trunk of a car with photo that is of a trunk (yes the photo says “trunk” not included, not “treasure chest” not included).

    I like how you don’t address the fact that you can buy all the products separately for cheaper. That’s the real point of this article and you just ignore it, which is exactly the kind of thing that informed readers DO pick up on.

  6. built Says:

    I find it interesting that scam and Orrin Woodward are associated all over the internet. I lasted 2 months in Team MonaVie. Tools was the focus, not the business of MonaVie. I left…then waited my 6 months, joined a different MonaVie group and I have had relative success so far. I own 2 other businesses of which I have well over 100K in it at this point. In comparison, I would have to say at this point I have gotten a better return on my investment in my MonaVie business then I have in both of the other 2 that I have had for over 15 years. I believe Team will be the “BAD” apples anywhere they go as they top leaders don’t practice what they preach. Just my observation and opinion.

  7. MonaVie Scam Says:

    Well, this article more associating Orrin Woodward with MonaVie, which I believe to be a scam. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that he’s selling “tools”, which is code for “high profit margin materials that I can sell to new distributors who dream of great wealth despite the fact that the odds are mathematically outrageously against them.”

    I’ve heard the term “investment” stretched in many different ways, but never as much as when one uses in conjunction with MonaVie where more than 99% of distributors make less than minimum wage.

  8. Candace Says:

    Orrin Woodward has been spanked:
    Tex has posted a few pages of the actual ruling here: http://texsquixtarblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/orrin-co-are-10s-of-millions-lighter.html

    Critical page from the Arbitration decision:
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MPsmajz_-zk/SuI3R_BGLGI/AAAAAAAAAF0/rRa3y9B7t9U/s1600-h/ArbitrationAward_full%5B1%5D_Page_07.jpg

  9. Paul Says:

    I am going to touch on one point, rather than go through all of your straw men. You stated that a source told you that it is cheaper to buy up all of the tools seperately than to buy them in the trunk.

    I found that fascinating so I decided to research your claim. My research proved that you did none yourself.

    By doing a simple, albeit somewhat lengthy, plug and chug (that is, I individually selected the products contained within the Media 2000 Tool Trunk) I determined that before tax the total price was just under $2,000.00. After tax, that price was boosted to $2,083.71.

    I suppose that’s why they call it the Media Warrior 2000 trunk. “Intersting,” I thought to myself, as I noticed that ordering the trunk negates the tax add-on. That alone is a pretty nice bonus. Then I noticed that the total of the trunk is $1,698.37. After that, I applied my elementary skill of subtraction to use to determine that by purchasing the trunk, you are saving $385.34.

    I would also like to add that I paid more than the cost of the individual items for my first semester at University roughly 8 years ago. Prices have gone up in the past decade if I’m not mistaken. Tack on rent for dorms and text book fees, and we’re starting to see an even larger difference in fees.

    Here’s some more food for thought. A local business owner from where I’m from told me the story of how his grandfather started the business. Almost 40 years ago he sold his house and came out of retirement, worked over 80 hours a week, and built the business from the ground up.

    To get involved with TEAM and MonaVie and purchase their Media Trunk is an investment of less than 3,000 dollars.

    In conclusion, the claim that the trunk is more money than the tools seperately is absolutely false. Furthermore, the claim that getting involved with TEAM MonaVie is expensive may be true if you’re not financially able to spend the money (initial start up is less than $500.00), but when comparing to the start up with any other business (including the Network Marketing businesses) the difference is staggering. If you can’t be trusted to do a simple numbers check, why should we be asked to trust anything else?

  10. MonaVie Scam Says:

    The source (Amthrax) is linked (just click on it). You can clearly see the screenshot of the prices. Prices may have changed since the publishing of the article. Prices are funny like that.

    “I would also like to add that I paid more than the cost of the individual items for my first semester at University roughly 8 years ago.”

    Then you should have just bought them individually, right?

    The point of the article is three-fold:

    1) The price of the trunk was less than buying the individual items (so much for a bulk price). (This may have changed since this was published)

    2) There is no actual trunk despite the fact that picture is of a trunk. You don’t get any more misleading than that. (This may have changed since this was published)

    3) MonaVie distributors often say that you can get in for $39 and that success depends entirely on you. Then when you don’t have success, they tell you to go to more conferences and buy more tools. Suddenly, the $39 that you were sucked into to start turns into hundreds and thousands. People don’t like to admit a bad investment and often throw more money into it in hopes of breaking even (it happens in the stock market all the time). I’m just pointing out here the costs of these “business tools” which knocks down the minimal business opportunity that MonaVie presents.

  11. MLM Hater Says:

    Orrin is one of the Yager and Storm drones. They taught him very well that tools make money, not product.
    Don Storms and family, after being booted from Quixtar for his ponzi scheme, is not selling this juice.

  12. Ex-TEAMer Says:

    I was in TEAM for a full five years. I was involved when it was with Quixtar all the way up to Monavie. The lessons in leadership was great, but expensive. After going to everything they told me to go to and buying everything they told me to buy and telling everyone I possible knew about the business, I finished my five years more in debt then I had ever been. I went bankrupt. After quitting and taking my TEAM blinders off, I would have to agree that tools are promoted to be boughten FOR THEIR PROFIT ONLY. I know this because I made it into profit sharing and that’s what they teach. In todays world, there is no reason that if their true intentions is to get the information to people that they could not just put the audios on their website for people to download. They don’t do that because there is no profit in it. When I made profit sharing, I found there was much more profit from tools then there was from product.

    BTW, any pro-team explination isn’t from the person’s mind that wrote it. It’s all crap that they feed you with on the CDs and stage. I’ve read no original thoughts so far.

  13. Candace Says:

    Ex-TEAMer,

    Thank you for your comments. Since you were involved with TEAM in Quixtar and MonaVie, did you make profit sharing with TEAM in Quixtar or MonaVie, or both? If both, how did the profit from tools compare from one MLM to the other?

    Yes, these “tool systems” can teach great things…but at such a high cost. The same info can be found for much less at one’s local library, bookstore, or online…without being involved in a money grabbing MLM.

  14. Ex-TEAMer Says:

    Candace,

    I made profit sharing during the transition from Quixtar to Monavie… the “in between” time when we had to wait 6 months before joining another MLM. Tools was the only business we could do seeing how there was no product to deal with during those months. The TEAM tool system was the same for both MLMs only the product information changed once Monavie was introduced to us. This is an expecially sore subject seeing how I had just “stocked my truck” with “needed” tools for the business just before they bailed on Quixtar. So all the money I paid for tools were down the drain because the information on them were Quixtar related. So then they decided our focus would be on leadership training to the masses and I was told that our “business” would be selling a leadership training system to the masses. After getting the company I work for to buy into it, that got me into profit sharing. Shortly after, Monavie was introduced and that leadership program was dissolved. That made me look real good to my company…NOT! So then I restocked my trunk with “needed” tools that pertained to Monavie. At all the seminars and Leadership conventions I went to, tool were focused more on then any other thing. I was told by my upline diamond to max out the remainder of my credit card on product and tools because it will all pay out in the end. Well… a year later I filed for bankruptcy. Now, my financial troubles was not all of TEAM’s fault but who tells someone that it’s a good idea to max out your credit cards? Out of the 300 some people LEFT on my team after 5 years, no one is at a point were they are making any money… NO ONE! I still check on it and there is absolutly no growth on a leg that is one of the big upline leader’s main leg. NO ONE is making it happen.

  15. Candace Says:

    Ex-TEAMer,

    Thank you for your reply. You have confirmed what most of us already knew as per our own experiences or suspected as per what we’ve read and seen.

    I wondered what had become of the “Leadership Training” business that Woodward and Brady had tried to sell their TEAM on when they knew they would be leaving Amway/Quixtar. It really stinks that your company bought in and then TEAM decided to pull the plug on the Leadership training, making you look not so great to your company. It is not surprising, though.

    I hope you continue to post your experiences here and on http://www.lazymanandmoney.com/monavie-scam-was-my-wife-recruited-sell-snake-oil/#comments
    People need to hear what really goes down and how things are not at all what they outwardly appear.

  16. Amthrax Says:

    Ex-TEAMer: Wanted to reiterate Candance’s comments. I’ve written a number of posts about Orrin Woodward and TEAM on my blog (click on my name). Would appreciate any additional insight you might have by commenting there.

    TEAM recently held one of its major functions in St. Louis this past weekend. Do you happen to know if TEAM is shrinking or expanding in the current economic climate in the US? I’ve watched Woodward’s presentation on making people feel okay with not making any money, so as long as they feel like they are “better people” by being in TEAM.

  17. Tic Says:

    I joined The Team shortly after they left Quixtar. I had a one-year membership to the website. I was hoping they’d have products you could buy online, but they eventually joined with MonaVie which was too expensive, so I just let my membership run out. When I first joined and for the first several months, tools were “mandatory” though you could take yourself off systems (the tools) on the website. My local team leader instructed me to take myself off systems when I got a bunch of $34 per transaction convenience fees because I had less than $1 in my account and wasn’t expecting the systems cost to go through (it didn’t show as pending). I know he was making his money off tools, so I’m grateful to him for his care for me as a human being and as a friend, I still have contact with him. I’m not sure if he’s still in MonaVie or not, I know he was. Just thought I’d share some experiences an ex-team member had.

 
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